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OK, so you’ve heard that Shawn Kemp has approximately 25 illegitimate children, right?  That’s simply old news that belongs in the same category as “Bill Gates has more money than God!”

Well it seems like Kemp is not alone on the bastard kids front.  The Buffalo Bills selected OT Demetrius Bell out of Northwestern State in the 7th round of the NFL draft on Sunday.  Who the fuck is Demetrius Bell?  He’s just another 7th rounder who usually wouldn’t garner too much attention because his chances of actually making the team are slim to none.  However, when you’re the son of an NBA Hall of Famer, you might get a glimpe of the spotlight.  And he did…but daddy Karl could care less.  The two didn’t meet for the first time until Bell was 18 and Malone told him “It’s too late for me to be your father, and you’ll earn your money on your own.”

One thing is clear, when Kemp and Malone are out pursuing vulnerable women to father their kids, neither one of them is going to receive a call from the “Father Of The Year” committee!

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6 Comments

    • Nate Dogg
    • Posted April 29, 2008 at 1:39 pm
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    Does this suprise anyone?

    • jswol54
    • Posted April 29, 2008 at 1:47 pm
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    It surprises me because Malone always tried to portray the “good ole boy” look while he was in Mormonville. Well, it looks as though he IS the punk I always though he was…and he never could get by MJ and da boyz!

    -HAYS

    • Nate Dogg
    • Posted April 29, 2008 at 7:43 pm
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    I say they need a paternity test this kid looks black and I dont know if Mlone would fuck a black girl would he?

    • jswol54
    • Posted April 29, 2008 at 8:04 pm
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    Yeah he would…one of his daughters is Cheryl Ford and she’s in the WNBA. Plays for detoilet I believe!

    • Billy-Ho
    • Posted April 30, 2008 at 4:38 pm
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    The only call that Karl will be receiving is from some agency telling him to fork over a checksky for child support.

  1. sounds like malone has the system down.. Meet em when they 18 that way you ain’t funta owe no moola! 1 word for all future hall of famer’s… VASECTOMY!!!! yes sur!


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