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Newly acquired safety Kalvin Pearson may never actually suit up for the Lions.  Why?  Because this fool decided to choke out his pregnant girlfriend.  Pearson had been formally charged with aggravated battery on a pregnant woman and domestic battery by strangulation.  Police also captured numerous photos of the womans neck, which was bruised up and red. 

Most teams would simply cut this guy and move on.  But not the Lions.  Why?  Becasue Matt Millen is in charge!  The kicker?  Millen is on record saying that Pearson was signed because of his great character.  Well he is a character…in the movie that will follow “The Rae Carruth Story!”

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6 Comments

    • Nate Dogg
    • Posted April 29, 2008 at 1:43 pm
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    At least one lion is good at something even if it is keepin that hoe in line!

    • jswol54
    • Posted April 29, 2008 at 2:00 pm
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    Kind of like when Taya used to keep you in line…by stabbing you with a pen!

    • Chotch
    • Posted April 29, 2008 at 4:36 pm
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    Hmm I smell a biased website, I forgot what upstanding citizens the Bears have had.

    • jswol54
    • Posted April 29, 2008 at 5:34 pm
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    Our upstading citizens just drive their 350K cars drunk, crash the car, leave the scene of the accident, and report the car stolen. We used to have some guy that housed around 100 guns, some pitbulls, and some ganja…but he is now a member of the Cowgirls!

    • Nate Dogg
    • Posted April 29, 2008 at 7:46 pm
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    Shit I wanted Taya to stab me with the pen it was safer than what’s between her legs!

    • Billy-Ho
    • Posted April 30, 2008 at 4:40 pm
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    haha Nate you should probably keep comments like that to a minimum…that shit is funny though.


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