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Mario Manningham admitted lied about smoking cock marijuana last month at the Zoo Bar NFL Combine.  No big deal, except for the fact that his indiscretions combined with his excellent pathetic 40 times probably cost him millions.  While he once looked like a no-brainer to go in the first round, Mr. Smoke-a-lot was finally put out of his misery when the NY Giants selected him in the 3rd round.  It probably won’t even matter to him because he’s too stupid to figure much out anyways…as he scored a big ol’e 6(out of 50) on his Wonderlic test.  If you don’t know how easy one of these tests are, please refer to the Wonderlic post I made last Friday and take the test for yourself.  You will find some real brain busters on there like:6. The ninth month of the year is???

http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/04/25/mario-checks-into-the-motel-6/

In other draft news, Nate is thrilled with the Ravens selection of Tommy Zbikowski as he can now wear his purple sundress turtleneck!

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9 Comments

    • Nate Dogg
    • Posted April 28, 2008 at 3:16 pm
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    Now I can get a Zibby jersey for when Ray Ray stops killin fools!

    • Nate Dogg
    • Posted April 28, 2008 at 4:56 pm
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    As long as that negro smart enough to sign his name and get paid that’s all that matters!

    • jswol54
    • Posted April 28, 2008 at 5:32 pm
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    Is he smart enough to do that? I heard he didn’t learn to tie his shoes until his senior year of high school!

    • Nate Dogg
    • Posted April 28, 2008 at 6:34 pm
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    That is the question! Is he smart enough? Depends on whether or not you need to sign or just make your mark.

    • jswol54
    • Posted April 28, 2008 at 6:45 pm
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    Well I’m sure he can make a mark…but what if he had to duplicate it for multiple documents? Then he’s fucked!

    • Billy-Ho
    • Posted April 28, 2008 at 7:09 pm
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    Yeah, Mario is a moron….He and chris Perry will be boys riding the bench texting each other during games if they want to me meet up after the game and smoke some tree’s.

    • jswol54
    • Posted April 28, 2008 at 7:26 pm
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    Didn’t he acquire the new moniker of Christine Perry because he’s such a bitch?

    • Nate Dogg
    • Posted April 29, 2008 at 1:47 pm
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    Didn’t Jimmy Clausen acquire the new monkier Jamie because he takes it up the tailpipe?

    • jswol54
    • Posted April 29, 2008 at 5:35 pm
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    What’s a monkier?


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