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Remember Mr. Pringle from earlier today?  I’ve caught wind of another player involved in a chicken choking act.  Spencer Ridenhour, a UMASS football player and Penn St. transfer(no lie), is being charged with open and gross lewdness for an incident near Smith College, the famed women’s school.

[T]he woman claimed she approached the man because she thought he needed assistance, and that he exposed himself before driving away.  UMass police apprehended Ridenhour Thursday afternoon following information given in a report from another young woman who claimed she saw a male driver masturbate while driving by her at a PVTA bus stop on Orchard Hill Drive.

“She got a very good description of him, and the model and make of the car,” UMass Deputy Police Chief Patrick Archbald told the Daily Hampshire Gazette. “He was masturbating while driving. I imagine he was driving very slowly.”

Ridenhour… is also facing charges stemming from another incident earlier the same day. In the first, a Smith student reported being assaulted by an unidentified male who allegedly grabbed her buttocks in the quadrangle off of Paradise Street.

What’s next?  A midget tranfer student from PSU beating off to beastiality porn in Spanish Class at Central Michigan? 


One Comment

    • Nate Dogg
    • Posted April 3, 2008 at 7:32 pm
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    WOW! spechless once again.

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