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Mark Grace was famous for this during his days with the Cubs…

1.   Slump buster

Baseball players believe that by having sex with an unattractive female, they can end their slump. Therfore a slump buster is the unattractive female that they have sex with, in hopes of busting their slump.

Mark Grace told Rick Sutcliffe that the reason why he’s been hitting so well lately, is because he hooked up with a lot of slump busters when he was in a slump.

 

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10 Comments

    • Chotch
    • Posted March 28, 2008 at 2:34 pm
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    And we just call it normal.

    • Nate Dogg
    • Posted March 28, 2008 at 2:34 pm
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    If it works for him I must try….

    • jswol54
    • Posted March 28, 2008 at 2:53 pm
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    I will take this opportunity to quote the great trio of rappers from the Detoilet area, ICP…I’m just going change a few of the words…

    Well, I’m heading down a southern trail, I’m going hog huntin’
    Chopping redneck hog necks I ain’t saying nothing
    To the hillbilly stuck my barrel in his eye
    Boomshacka boomshacka hair jumps in the sky
    Why I never liked hog pot pie?
    Or the chopped hog on rye?
    So tell Mr. Billy Bob I’m a cut his neck up
    Slice, poke, chop chop, stab, cut
    What can you do with the drunken hillbilly
    Cut his fucking eyes out and feed em to his Aunt Milly
    Willy Willy hog neck, hog hunting gotta love it
    Hit him with the twelve gauge bucket, hog nuggets
    Laid out all over the grass
    Then his little hound dog will eat em up fast
    Last as long as you can my man
    Cuz when that hog head hits the fan, you got
    Blood guts fingers and toes [3x]
    Sittin front row at the hog show so…

    • jswol54
    • Posted March 28, 2008 at 2:53 pm
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    Hoggin’ A.K.A. Hog Huntin’ = Slump Buster

    • Nate Dogg
    • Posted March 28, 2008 at 2:55 pm
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    I’m rollin over here!

    Baby E= Slump Buster

    • Nate Dogg
    • Posted March 28, 2008 at 3:03 pm
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    Goin to Nob Hill= Slump Buter!

    • jswol54
    • Posted March 28, 2008 at 3:04 pm
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    Wild Bull on 9/30/2007 = slump buster

    • Nate Dogg
    • Posted March 28, 2008 at 4:01 pm
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    Sad but True!

    • Chotch
    • Posted March 28, 2008 at 5:03 pm
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    Nate you’ve never been to knob hill, because they don’t let black people into knob hill so how can you talk about it.

    • jswol54
    • Posted March 28, 2008 at 5:57 pm
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    In Nate’s defense, I did tell him about the sluts that were hangin’ with you guys last week at Knob Hill. Having said that, it’s still a case of “it’s so easy, even Nate(a caveman) can do it!”


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