Mark Grace was famous for this during his days with the Cubs…
1. Slump buster
Baseball players believe that by having sex with an unattractive female, they can end their slump. Therfore a slump buster is the unattractive female that they have sex with, in hopes of busting their slump.
Mark Grace told Rick Sutcliffe that the reason why he’s been hitting so well lately, is because he hooked up with a lot of slump busters when he was in a slump.
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And we just call it normal.
If it works for him I must try….
I will take this opportunity to quote the great trio of rappers from the Detoilet area, ICP…I’m just going change a few of the words…
Well, I’m heading down a southern trail, I’m going hog huntin’
Chopping redneck hog necks I ain’t saying nothing
To the hillbilly stuck my barrel in his eye
Boomshacka boomshacka hair jumps in the sky
Why I never liked hog pot pie?
Or the chopped hog on rye?
So tell Mr. Billy Bob I’m a cut his neck up
Slice, poke, chop chop, stab, cut
What can you do with the drunken hillbilly
Cut his fucking eyes out and feed em to his Aunt Milly
Willy Willy hog neck, hog hunting gotta love it
Hit him with the twelve gauge bucket, hog nuggets
Laid out all over the grass
Then his little hound dog will eat em up fast
Last as long as you can my man
Cuz when that hog head hits the fan, you got
Blood guts fingers and toes [3x]
Sittin front row at the hog show so…
Hoggin’ A.K.A. Hog Huntin’ = Slump Buster
I’m rollin over here!
Baby E= Slump Buster
Goin to Nob Hill= Slump Buter!
Wild Bull on 9/30/2007 = slump buster
Sad but True!
Nate you’ve never been to knob hill, because they don’t let black people into knob hill so how can you talk about it.
In Nate’s defense, I did tell him about the sluts that were hangin’ with you guys last week at Knob Hill. Having said that, it’s still a case of “it’s so easy, even Nate(a caveman) can do it!”