Yo Mama Monday

Preston, I heard yo mama has a leather wig with suede sideburns!

Nate, yo mama is so stupid, she attempted suicide by jumping out the basement window!

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    • Nate Dogg
    • Posted May 5, 2008 at 1:01 pm
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    John, I heard yo mama was so fat she got baptised at sea world!

    Preston, I heard yo mama was so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone!

    • jswol54
    • Posted May 5, 2008 at 1:11 pm
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    Nate, yo mama has a wooden leg with a kickstand!

    • Nate Dogg
    • Posted May 5, 2008 at 1:39 pm
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    John, yo mama heard somebody say it was chilly outside so she brought a bowl.

    • jswol54
    • Posted May 5, 2008 at 2:57 pm
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    Nate, yo mama is so stupid she bought a solar powered flashlight!

    • Nate Dogg
    • Posted May 5, 2008 at 3:08 pm
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    John, yo mama is so tupid she thought a quarterback was a refund!

    Yo mama is so fat her beltsize is equater!
    Yo mama is so fat she fell into the grand canyon and got stuck.
    Yo mama is so fat she puts her belt on with a bommerang.

    • jswol54
    • Posted May 5, 2008 at 3:23 pm
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    Hahaha, I think your the tupid one!

    Nate, yo mama is so stupid, she thought “Wu Tang” was an African orange drink!

    • Billy-Ho
    • Posted May 5, 2008 at 5:51 pm
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    Nate, Yo mama is so fat she put on a Malcolm X shirt and a helicopter landed on her.

    John, Yo mama is so fat, she walked into a Taco Bell and everyone ran for the border.

    Preston, I don’t know your mom but I am sure she is a very nice lady.

    • jswol54
    • Posted May 5, 2008 at 7:00 pm
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    Billy, yo mama is so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

    Nate, yo mama is so stupid she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds!

    • Nate Dogg
    • Posted May 5, 2008 at 7:30 pm
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    John, yo mama is so fat she plays chicken with semi’s!

    Billy yo mama smells so bad she made right guard turn left!

    • jswol54
    • Posted May 5, 2008 at 7:44 pm
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    Nate, yo mama is so fat her blood type is Ragu!

    Billy, yo mama is so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

    • Nate Dogg
    • Posted May 5, 2008 at 8:51 pm
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    your lucky this site only works half the time cause I came up with Ragu about 3 hrs ago but wasn’t able to post it.

    • jswol54
    • Posted May 6, 2008 at 11:27 am
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    You may have come up with it in Lansing, but I heard Rashaun say it in high school…

    • Nate Dogg
    • Posted May 6, 2008 at 1:08 pm
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    Lansing what?

    • jswol54
    • Posted May 6, 2008 at 1:22 pm
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    I read your previsous comment wrong…I thought it said you came up with it 3 years ago…either way, yo mama is so dumb she sold her car for gas money!

    • Nate Dogg
    • Posted May 6, 2008 at 2:11 pm
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    haha Yo mama’s teeth are so yellow that when she smiles traffic slows down!

    • jswol54
    • Posted May 6, 2008 at 2:37 pm
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    Yo mama is so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes!

    • Nate Dogg
    • Posted May 6, 2008 at 6:50 pm
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    Yo mama’s teeth are so yellow when she smiles traffic slows down.

    • jswol54
    • Posted May 6, 2008 at 7:48 pm
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    Yo mama is so fat she has to use a VCR for a beeper and a mattress for a maxi pad!

    Billy Ho – That one is for the South Haven crew…


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