Newly acquired safety Kalvin Pearson may never actually suit up for the Lions. Why? Because this fool decided to choke out his pregnant girlfriend. Pearson had been formally charged with aggravated battery on a pregnant woman and domestic battery by strangulation. Police also captured numerous photos of the womans neck, which was bruised up and red.
Most teams would simply cut this guy and move on. But not the Lions. Why? Becasue Matt Millen is in charge! The kicker? Millen is on record saying that Pearson was signed because of his great character. Well he is a character…in the movie that will follow “The Rae Carruth Story!”
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At least one lion is good at something even if it is keepin that hoe in line!
Kind of like when Taya used to keep you in line…by stabbing you with a pen!
Hmm I smell a biased website, I forgot what upstanding citizens the Bears have had.
Our upstading citizens just drive their 350K cars drunk, crash the car, leave the scene of the accident, and report the car stolen. We used to have some guy that housed around 100 guns, some pitbulls, and some ganja…but he is now a member of the Cowgirls!
Shit I wanted Taya to stab me with the pen it was safer than what’s between her legs!
haha Nate you should probably keep comments like that to a minimum…that shit is funny though.